An elderly lady lay sick and dying in her bed.
Her children anxiously waited for her to at last be dead.
It was costing them a fortune to keep her hanging on this way!
When would she just end it all so their inheritance could pay!
One brave son decided to get it over with and just go ahead and pull the plug.
He thought that she was sleeping, and so he gave it a tug.
Gasping in the throws of death, mother awoke, discovering that her life was nearly through!
As she choked out her final breath she said, “I knew I should have aborted you!”